Things That Waste My Time

Split Shifts.

Reality Television.

Video games that should be cool, but end up sucking.

Video games that should suck, and end up owning your life.

American Idol.

Most Radio.

Pants that ride up too much in the crotch.

Pants that don't ride up far enough.

Bad produce which must be sorted through to find the one good asian pear.

Thomas Hardy.

Products that no one should ever, ever buy.

Uwe Boll.

Snow that has the audacity to fall on roads on which I choose to drive.

Cyclists, though I've been over this already.

Bad punctuation.

Blogger's block.